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March 12th, 2011

Recently our school is popularizing science education,so students need attend a lot of lectures every week.Students have no interests at all with these lectures because they feel these boring and very long time. They always fall asleep or do other things while having lectures. So school is annoyed with it. At this time, a physical education teacher offers a good suggestion. He recommends the school to invite a number of NBA players as guests, and have some interactive games with the students after the lectures in order to stimulate students’interest. School accepts the proposal of the physical education teacher and to try the best to invite MIAMI HEAT team’s LeBron James and Dwyane Wade as the special guest for lecture on evolution this week. Sure enough, this way is very effective. Lecture that day, all the students come to the lecture hall very early with high spirits, waiting for the arrival of their heroes.And all the students are also coincidentally wearing basketball jerseys. Before the lecture begins, they are pleased to discuss with the NBA JERSEY of each other, whose discount NBA Jerseys are the most economical, and whichNBA jerseys wholesalerhas the best quality. Biology teacher talks for the theory of evolution in the platform. Students are inadvertently listening to lectures, just looking forward to lectures soon be over so that they can see the NBA stars and interact with them. Teacher talks about the theory of evolution for nearly two hours.Then he starts again and said he, “Let me ask the evolutionist a question - if we had tails like a baboon, then where are they now?” “I’ll venture an answer, “one student said a little impatiently,” We are sitting here so long that we have worn them off.”

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March 10th, 2011

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March 8th, 2011

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March 4th, 2011

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March 1st, 2011

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Lucky Father

February 27th, 2011

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Jerseys Delivery

February 22nd, 2011

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DATE

January 27th, 2011

I have a date with my boyfriend half past seven tonight at the Pizzahut. It is lucky that no need to overtime today. I arrive at the restaurant about twenty past seven. My boyfriend calls me that he will be a little later due to the traffic jam. So I find a corner seat and ask for a glass of juice first. Maybe it is a rainy evening, and there are few people in the restaurant. At this time, the man on my next table comes into my eyes. He wears an NBA jersey and is about forty years old. I notice him just because of his jersey . While, I am not saying he can not wear a jersey to have a meal in Pizzahut, just because my boyfriend like watching American sports games very much, especially the NBA, NFL , NHL and MLB games. He also usually buys NBA jerseys so I also have become more concerned about the jersey. I guess the man is also a fan of NBA . The young waitress waves hello to the man after gives me juice. Then they start hot chatting. I guess they must know each other. The young waitress asks “Are you single?” “Er, Yeah.” The man replied. Does the young lady want to date the man? But she is at least fifteen years younger than him. I begin to have interests in their talk although I know it is not polite to eavesdrop. I pretend to look out the window, drinking juice. But ears still capture their conversation. “So is my mom,” the young waitress says, “Would you like to date her?” I strongly hold back the urge to laugh, almost to erupt the juice. Both the young waitress and the man turn their heads towards me. My god, how to act now? At this critical moment, my savior appears. My boyfriend is coming towards me. I quickly have an idea, “Hi, honey, here, come on.” Boyfriend asks me what makes me so happy. I smile brightly at him, “Nothing, just glad to see you.”

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January 16th, 2011

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January 5th, 2011

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